Dear reader, please accept my apologies. I had a nice long rant for you, complete with a section on taxi drivers, economic crisis conspiracy theories and even a quick jab at the “church” of scientology.

But it’s way too late and I can’t remember it well and you’d probably get bored before you got half-way through it. So I won’t do it.

Instead, please enjoy the comic and reflect on what it’d be like if we could actually do this in real life.

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